when someone eats the food you were saving in the fridge
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
I’m sleepy and I wish I was kissing you.