bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via saddestonline)
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
(Source: landofbluesmoke, via flaws-and-insecurities)
sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving
(via some-mainstream-hipster)
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
(via radical-planet)
when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is
(via ryaninwonderland)